erernjaeger:

when ur entire class didnt do the homeworkimage


huskypanda:

my life is like a bad US version of a really good show made in the UK


"You think ‘Okay, I get it, I’m prepared for the worst’, but you hold out that small hope, see, and that’s what fucks you up. That’s what kills you."
— Joyland (Stephen King)


timeandrelativedimensiononbaker:

playingfetchwithdinosaurs:

timeandrelativedimensiononbaker:

In 30 days ill officially be a doctor… holy shit

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WHY THE HELL IS EVERYONE MENTIONING IT TODAY 

BECAUSE ITS EXACTLY A MONTH AWAY


timeandrelativedimensiononbaker:

In 30 days ill officially be a doctor… holy shit

WHY THE HELL IS EVERYONE MENTIONING IT TODAY 


  • Kristin: I don't want to get up [and walk back to the dorms]
  • Hunter: We could just each take a limb and carry you back
  • Kristin: Oh that would be great!
  • Vicky: Yeah, and we could stick your head in there *points to my drum bag*
  • Me: Vicky, by "taking a limb", we didn't mean we were going to chop Kristin into pieces!
  • Vicky: oh...
  • Once we get back to the dorms and everyone is saying goodbye:
  • Vicky: *Shouts to Kristin* Sorry I wanted to chop your head off!

i need to nap for like 2 days and 5 mins


height difference parings where the taller one is bashful and blushy and the smaller one is smirky and overconfident image


decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.



whatsacanada:

how do we even decide what our favorite colors are, are our brains just like “i like green because yea”


foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for

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thanks


rickonstark:

ok but if an anime character is drawing anime characters is it astounding realism or is it anime


adambloghart:

uscongress:

im about to get so tan you guys 

- Icarus’s last words