very small dog? puppy
very big dog? puppy
very young dog? puppy
very old dog? puppy
I want a Star Trek series that’s about the worst ship in the fleet, the type of people Starfleet can’t quite fire but can try their damndest to make go as far away as possible. Drunk captain. Low achieving lieutenants. First mate who’s just a little felonious. I want to see what kind of missions they’re given.
why am i laughing
yoohoo big summer blow out
augustus waters. augustus fires. augustus earths. augustus airs. the fault in our elements
Brb laughing to death
“I’m an adult” I whisper as I try not panic while I’m filling in all those forms that I don’t understand.
when will his chill return from war
Seeing my OTP kiss feels better than 99% of the actual kisses I’ve ever received.
That’s the thing about books. They let you travel without moving your feet.
The American Hogwarts Houses
Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry. Now look at mine. Now yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine. Abracadabra! I’m a horse.
Even though Hotdiggitydogblog is not here anymore, we will always appreciate the happiness and the joy that Max and his owners had shared with us. You and your goofy smile will not be forgotten Max!