a practical guide to becoming a true pun master

animeteen:

  1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
  2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
  3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
  4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.

r5poops:

BABE MAGNET x

r5poops:

BABE MAGNET x


fenrir-kin:

tharook:

So I had ordered a lion statuette for a Pride award but something went wrong somewhere down the line and when it arrived it had only the rear end of the lion.

It was a catastrophe.

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE


freddythefandomhorse:

My friend has a white horse, and let me tell you; when Halloween happens, she don’t fuck around.

freddythefandomhorse:

My friend has a white horse, and let me tell you; when Halloween happens, she don’t fuck around.


austere-fallen-angel:

does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me



My strategy is to win.


lustfulpegasus-emeraldraven:

Oh the irony

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thepacificrimjob:

kaciart:

another-side-o-me:

Meet Clyde…

I don’t know what I was expecting

i expected cute noises


Wanted: a boy who is the combination of Ben Wyatt and Andy Dwyer


roaminromans:

how to play a racing game

  • HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY
  • GO FAST
  • NEVER USE BRAKES

thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"